Corrupt a wish

'nother new forum game.

I make a wish, then the first person to reply grants that wish but as the title says, corrupts it in some way, then makes their own wish.
So for example:
Person 1: I wish for a horse.
Person 2: Wish granted, but you don't have a stable so it lives in your house.
I wish that I could turn invisible.
Person 3: Granted, but you can't remember how to become visible again and are stuck invisible for the rest of your life.
I wish I was taller
Etc. C:

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I wish I could sleep all next week.

Oohh this seems like fun! ouo

Sure you can sleep the next week, it will be fun and comfortable when your bed is one of those nail beds that fakirs use. Sweet dreams!

I wish for good marks from my upcoming finals.

Wooh! Well done you get great marks! C: Buuuttt It turns out there was a problem with those exams and those marks don't count, you have to resit.

I wish Hetalia was real.

Oh that's great! All the Hetalians are real. But Mochi!America is going to watch you sleep with those creepy eyes each night.

I wish I was bishie.

Be a bishie for what I care, but you are sparkling 24/7 and attract those creepy fangirls. Have fun dealing with those. c:

I WISH I WAS A MERMAID.

Yay you're a mermaid! But too bad you weren't near water when you transformed. You can't survive without water dear.

I wish I could fly.

Woah. You're flying. I'm jealous!
Until you realise that actually you're about to fly into a wall. Sorry did you want to know how to control your flight too?

I wish I didn't need to go pee right now.

Wish granted buddy! You no longer need to pee. What's that awful smell though? Sorry I...think you peed your pants.

I wish I could breathe fire.

Awesome you can go to circus now with those skills! Also no need for matches when putting up a camp fire! Woah! But too bad after the first use it burns your insides ._. Better luck next time.

I wish I wasn't afraid of the dark

Hey congratulations! You conquered your fear! There's a problem though. Now you're afraid of daylight. Good luck with that one buddy.

I wish I was a dude.

Don't want cramps or monthly hormone bursts? Great you're a boy then! What's this? you look the way you do now, but down there you've got something... extra. You're biologically a male now c: Nothing else has changed. Have fun with the extra leg.

I wish I was an adult already.

You know what, lets make this easy. Lets swap your mind with that of an adults!
... I wonder what their job is... Or what their family is like. I guess you'll have to find out, living as them now!

I wish I had more time to do fun things.

Wooh yeah you have a tonne of fun things to do now! But it's too bad because you suddenly have a tonne of exams to do that you haven't revised for at all.

I wish I was confident.

Wish granted. From now on you're super confident in everything you do. However, that confidence also means you aint shy of anything, including strolling into school naked. Show it off that body with confidence c:

I wish I was a hamster -3-

Now you're a cute little hamster! Congratulations! ouo But aw, it is known that hamsters don't live for too long so... Ah.. Enjoy your two years of life what you have left.

I wish I had nice dreams.

Wow I hope you sleep well because you're going to have an awesome dream! Except, you're also a guy now. It's a wet dream.

I wish I was rich.

You're now loaded, a bishie, can fly, breathe fire and have an overflowing amount of confidence. What more can a person want in life? But as you go to check out how much you have cash you have in your vault, you accidently breathe fire and burn all your cash. I guess your back to where you were before then. Oh wells, at least you have your good looks to help you earn money ;D

I wish I could breathe underwater

Heeyy you can breath underwater! But didn't you hear this whole mermaid fiasco earlier? You should've wished this near water, because you forgot how to breath on land. Oh dear, better clean up these water-breathing bodies.

I wish I could be a cat.

Okay, well done! You're a cat now. But. As well as you know cats that doesn't mean you know how to do necessary cat things. You'd better practice at running on four legs before that dog gets you.

I wish I had a pet parrot.

Yes alright you can have your pet parrot. Too bad it's fond of picking peoples' eyes out. ouo Have fun!

I wish I had freckles

Aww yeaahh! Look at those adorable freckles you have! Oh, sorry did you want brown freckles...I guess we have a problem then, better cover up those blue dots all over your body.

I wish I could sing.

What a good singing voice you've got! Too bad you can only sing now, so every conversation you have is you singing at the other person. c:

I wish I hadn't periods ._.

Oh boy! No more periods, I'm so jealous! But hold on you have to dispose of those unwanted materials somewhere? Meet your new friend! He opens up your abdomen and removes it all for you each month. Yippee!

I wish I had unlimited wifi everywhere I go.

Yay. Guess who has unlimited WiFi everywhere they go, you do! Unfortunately, your cute little cat paws can't type in the password. Better find another way to entertain yourself.

I wish I had a bowl of authentic Ramen *O*

*Gasp* But there are so many different types of soups for ramen, all authentic! Oh dear, but you only asked for a bowl, so I suppose you'll just have to have a chicken, vegetable, fish, seaweed, pork bone, beef bone, onion, curry, soy sauce and miso broth, aalll mixed together in one bowl for your ramen. ^o^ Enjoy~

... I wish I could photosynthesise... -u-